Crypto-preacher?
"Brothers and sisters... I have a message for you all today! Now, I can't tell you what the message is, but you know the answer... Deep in your hearts, you know the ANSWER!" (I like it. Crypto-preacher. Fun!)
*Not to beat on a dead horse, but seriously, if you liked the book, please tell others about that? Also, in your reviews, the copious and plentiful reviews that everyone loves to write, all the time... Please consider a suggestion that people read the book? (I don't know if that will help, but a few years ago a Canadian study showed that, at the end of a job interview, people who ASKED for the job just saying "I really want this job, please hire me" actually got it. I'd love to see if there was any carry over to things like this. I can't ask that kind of thing of people, but reviewers can make a suggestion of it, without being in breach of terms. Of course, only do this if you think it's a good idea to try it. If not, then follow your own best instincts on the matter. Always.)
Thanks. *I'm doing what I can to make sure that the books and stories will flow for a bit longer. Hence this new push for reviews and other things. Thanks for being understanding here. I'll stop in a few weeks on it. Honest. (Until the next book, if it works as a strategy at all. So far, I have to say it's looking good!)