Scotch

[twips182]

Ah good news tonight scotch fans! Sounds like Dale has some good things rolling around in his head. Additions to Dead End = Awesome. Sexy Maria book = My wife might ...First of all.. Don't even bother to post anything Jason...And second.. you never know what might happen Yup the world has spun back into the sunlight and the birds are singing. Had to crack open a brand new bottle of Ledaig and then went ahead and let myself have half a glass instead of my normal quarter. Playing in the background is Van Halen Little Guitars from 1982 I think.

[Ronald Dukarski]

Rejoice and be glad, for Dale may soon have more for us to read. I don't have any good scotch yet, but I may get a little " Twipsy" myself.

[twips182]

Lol Ron you need to get you some scotch. It's the nectar of the gods! It's Guar an dang teed to add 20 years to your life and turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus!

Credit: Jesse Ventura/ Predator/ 1987.

[twips182]

Greetings scotch fans! So I get sent to this class for work with two other guys and it's really bad. I'm sitting there minding my own business with a string of drool attaching my lip to my shirt and listening to the clock tick. I'm in the last seat in the back row near the wall (stadium style seating) and my two coworkers are to my right. They have been cutting up with each other the whole class and the lady teaching the group (about 50 people) has ignored them. Finally one of them says something funny and I laugh. The lady stops whats she's doing and looks up at us. Suddenly she jumps on her broom and she's flying right at me. I'm thinking surely she's not going to yell at me...all I did was laugh...I was so wrong.

She leaps from her broom right in front of me and grabs me by the knee as she begins her tirade. She's going off on on how disrespectful I am and shaking my knee from side to side as she shrieks at me. I couldn't even tell you what she said because it all came out like one long word that would take a English Professor to dissect and reassemble into something coherent. Meanwhile my coworkers are sitting next to me laughing like crazy and she totally ignores them. Finally after what seemed like hours but was probably like 15 seconds she remounts and glides back down to her podium to finish her presentation. On my way out the door after the class she says to me "You need to grow up!" I thought about sticking my tongue out at her but instead I just kept walking. So how was your day?

[Ronald Dukarski]

Bummer Twips, don't know how important this session was but I think the tongue would have been appropriate. Can't think of anything that would have been more juvenile without being totally embarrassing. Maybe she just needed an excuse to fondle your knee?

[twips182]

Oh trust me Ron there was no fondle, and I've been at my job a very long time so that's not an issue. What pissed me off was the fact that for once I really wasn't doing anything and I'm the one that got nabbed. To add insult to injury she had to throw my mothers own words at me about needing to grow up. Well you know what I refuse. I am what I am and if people don't like it they can kiss my..sunny disposition. The only lesson I learned here is that I should have been doing something and earned her wrath. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take it like a man by curling up in the fetal position with some scotch..and my stuffed rabbit.

[ArgyrosfeniX]

Hey Twips?

Feeling any better man?

Sorry I've been incommunicado, but work has been a real bear the past few weeks...

Any additional session problems?

[twips182]

Hey Argy! Glad your back Was wondering if you were off on some secret mission for Dale or something. I'm doing good it was just another speed bump in the road. I'm pretty excited about Dale putting out the Dead End books with added content. Wish he would do it as a box set tho so I could get it all at once. I've been reading the Godling Chronicles while waiting for Dale's next book..It's pretty good but doesn't push any limits. Just between you and me I think "aicraM" (Use your secret ring decoder) might have sent that teacher lady after me...She wasn't too happy about a few of my comments on the forums and you know word on the street is that she used to work for the see eye A.. so be careful. (I asked Ron to have his trench coated cousins look into it) Anyway gotta run..Hope to see you around more now that your caught up with work

[twips182]

Well it's been awhile so I guess we should take a look at the mail bag.

Mr Cole from Denver asks: Twips do you drink any alcohol other then scotch? Well Mr. Cole when I was younger I used to drink a Canadian mixed blend called McMasters with coke. I also drink beer on occasion and prefer a local brand called St Arnold's. They have a nice wheat beer that I like with a slice of lemon in the summer.

Darlene from Ephrata Washington asks: Twips I see your name as a moderator on the forums and that seems...odd. Who is in charge of the forums and what are their roles? Darlene I like what you did there with the 3 periods...Don't do it again! Darlene I'm only listed as a mod because I agreed to help out with some of the spam that used to pop up when the forum first started. I think Marcia feels bad about my stunted intellectual development and leaves me there out of pity. (I'm not allowed to touch the forum controls without asking her or Argy first) It's Dale's forum of course but Marcia is in charge of day to day operations. (That's why I tease her...We all know power corrupts and Marcia's a smart girl. If we don't keep her off balance within a week she would control the internet and within a month she would have the nuclear launch codes and set herself up as Empress) Argy is the tech guy and also runs the lounge we are hosted on. Argy also takes part in extreme winter sports. This winter he launched his truck of an embankment and set a record for the most flips while still being able to walk away.

Robert from Calhoun SC asks: Twips if you were going to be stuck on an island and could only bring 3 things with you what would they be? Robert you actually caused me to pause for a second...That's a good question! 1 case of 16 year old Lagavulin scotch...My kindle with solar charger (I know that's kinda two things but it's my topic so too bad) 1 non english speaking female that really likes me and has all kinds of survival skills as well as big........................bright eyes.

That's all we have time for friends. Remember the good folks at Argy's Lounge have "Mug Night" every Tuesday from 6 until 8. Bring your own mug and have it filled at the tap for just a buck.

[MarciaA]