Scotch

[ArgyrosfeniX]

Did everyone survive St. Paddy's Day?

Any green scotch imbibed?

Sorry for the overworking and being em eye A... I have off through the end of the week and am trying to make a dent in the Honey Do list (which is entailing the creation of furniture among other things...) Looking at getting an inch or two of snow today here in the Twin Cities. All I can say is "No Mas!!"

Hope you are all doing well and enjoying Ijime. I'm picking up my copy later this week (if I don't cut my fingers off with a table saw first. )

[twips182]

[ArgyrosfeniX]

[Ronald Dukarski]

What's going on Twips, my cousins said Marcia contacted them. So I set up a cot in my grandson' s room next to the aquarium, they said she wanted you to sleep with the fishes. With the light on all the time and the constant bubbling, I don't think you'll get much sleep. But what do I know?

[twips182]

Rofl! 5 good reasons Argy.

1. She likes you.

2. I have a pair and would like to keep them where they are thank you very much.

3. You know I'm afraid of nurses. (I don't make fun of your whole clown thing so...)

4. Your the Tech guy and she really can't do anything to you in case something breaks down ..where as I have no useful skills and therefore expendable.

5. That whole poking my forehead thing while she lectures me is really annoying...it leaves a little red mark that looks funny.

I'm glad we had this talk Argy..It's great when friends can find common ground and see eye to eye on an issue

[twips182]

[ArgyrosfeniX]

[twips182]

Yeah Argy but you're a Male Nurse. I'm only afraid of the female of the species. Male nurses are very matter of fact. "I'm here to draw your blood." Female nurses are designed by the medical conglomerate to lure a man into into letting his guard down. They hop around in those tight little scrubs with a smile on their face that says trust me everything will be alright....Then they strike! It reminds me of a B horror movie where the sexy female villain is all welcoming and the next thing you know you're strapped to a table with all kinds of sharp poky things around you. Dale should write a book about scary temptress nurses so the rest of the world can be aware of their techniques.

[John Baughn]

Got an extra room Twips and yes I want my cut out back. Harry moved out last year....

I guess I should avoid my normal jokes about the head nurse in this group...

[twips182]

Thanks John I need all the help I can get. You know when Marcia says "eye see you." She really means "ICU" I've been there and done that and have no desire to do so again...*looks around for his stuffed rabbit*